Van Gogh didn’t cut off his own ear, Columbus didn’t think the world was flat, Marie Antoinette never said “Let them eat cake”, Amerigo Vespucci isn’t who America is named after, Nero didn’t fiddle while Rome burned, ostriches don’t hide their head in the sand, chameleons don’t change color to match their surroundings, lemmings don’t commit suicide, toilet water doesn’t spin the other way in Australia, alcohol doesn’t kill brain cells. Everything we were ever taught is wrong. so, do drugs and drop out of school i guess?