Names for future Game of Thrones books
I’m heavily into reading George R.R. Martin’s epic fantasy series, A Song of Ice and Fire. The names of the books, which are: A Game of Thrones, A Clash of Kings, A Storm of Swords, A Feast for Crows, and A Dance with Dragons, are, clearly, as sweeping and inspiring as the narrative itself. I’m not sure if Mr. R. R. Martin follows me on Tumblr, but i would like to humbly suggest some titles for future entries in the series.
A Buttress of Corpses
A Flummox of Ham
A Flank of Shanks
More Boobs Than, Surprisingly, You’re Comfortable With
A Phalanx of Lyres
A Wealth of High-Handedry
A Packing Trunk of Miscellaneous Scarves
A Daliance of Delight
A Reciprocity of Gingers
A Cotillion of Carrion
A Retainer of Small-Yet-Still-Quite-Deadly Knives
A Lebensraum of Weltanschauung
A Promiscuity of Pestilence
Armor Time!
A Synchronicity of Keatons (this one’s just for laughs)
A Quickening of Loins
The One WITHOUT Rape
Lord Kevin’s Big Day
also, Mr. R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire is kinda unwieldy for a series name, maybe just like Icy/Hot Song! Something to think about, anyway.
thanks,
karl.
