dailyseinfeld:

George: Guys, hitting is not about muscle. It’s simple physics. Calculate the velocity, v, in relation to the trajectory, t, in which g, gravity, of course remains a constant. (Hits a home run) It’s not complicated.
Jeter: Now who are you again?
George: George Costanza, assistant to the traveling secretary.
Williams: Are you the guy who put us in that Ramada in Milwaukee?
George: Do you wanna talk about hotels, or do you wanna win some ball games?
Jeter: We won the World Series.
George: In six games.

(via The Abstinence)

fucking love this ep

grawlixcomedy:

The Grawlix Best of 2012

To celebrate The Grawlix’ 2 year anniversary, the guys put together this 25 track “Best Of” from the past two years. It is Absolutely Free to Download. Please Download, Listen, and Share!

Stream here. Download here: http://tinyurl.com/aq2jeyj

1. Introducing ourselves
2. Julian McCullough has a gambling problem @julezmac
3. Cameron Esposito wants black Ken @cameronesposito
4. John F. O’Donnell is the CEO of unemployment @JFODcomedy
5. Jordan Doll hides bodies @RazorLou
6. Karl Hess will never receive clarity @karlhess
7. Mo Welch is not longer on OkCupid @momowelch
8. Amber Tozer wishes she was a boy @AmberTozer
9. Ben Roy thinks alcoholic comedians are stupid @benroy00
10. Erik Anker thinks dating is weird @erikforserious
11. Ryan Singer loves cookie dough @RySing
12. Kate Berlant found a dress in the ocean @kateberlant
13. Andy wants to fuck his friends @TheOrvedahl
14. Dan Soder talks shit to old people @DanSoder
15. Bryan Cook is such an asshole @BryanCooking
16. Abbey Jordan might be pregnant @ThisAbbeyJordan
17. Josh Blue has a wife fetish @JoshBlueComedy
18. Andy Haynes got his weed card @imandyhaynes
19. Tony Sam loves cake @ToeKneeSam
20. Rob Gleeson gets owned by campers @RobGleeson
21. Adam gave his DVD a horrible name @CaytonHolland
22. Dave Ross dreams about fucking his dad @davetotheross
23. Mark Normand is black @marknorm
24. Chris Fairbank’s funeral plans @chrisfairbanks
25. The Sklar Brothers think they can dance @SklarBrothers

happy to be a part of this fine crew.

(via grawlixcomedy)

the King of Vine, @steveagee, killing at Hey Buddy, discussing Glenn Close and masturbation. (at Bootleg Theater)

the King of Vine, @steveagee, killing at Hey Buddy, discussing Glenn Close and masturbation. (at Bootleg Theater)

SUNDAY 

SUNDAY 

joestarr:

Outtakes. From The Rock. Yep.

this is actually amazing.

fuckyeahdementia:

[via]

papal hazards. 

Great new poster for the next Hey Buddy by the great @amyfortunato. @kylekinane @chelsanity @bobcatgoldthwait @steveagee  (at Boy Manor)

Great new poster for the next Hey Buddy by the great @amyfortunato. @kylekinane @chelsanity @bobcatgoldthwait @steveagee (at Boy Manor)

nickkroll:

this is a very great picture.

it is.

nickkroll:

this is a very great picture.

it is.

(Source: dailydoseofmemo)

yes

yes

(Source: dirtypreston)