howtotalktogirlsatparties:

“Do you like A$AP Rocky? I’ve been a big Rocky fan ever since the  release of his Youtube video, ‘Peso’. Before that, I really didn’t  understand any of his work. Too chopped, too screwed. It was on ‘Peso’ where A$AP Rocky’s presence became more apparent. I think ‘Bass’ is his undisputed masterpiece. It’s an epic  meditation on swagger. At the same time, it deepens and enriches  the meaning of his style. Christy, take off your robe.  Listen to the brilliant ensemble arranged by the track’s producer, Clams Casino. You can practically hear every nuance of every sample.  Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer  songwriting, this mixtape hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina,  why don’t you, uh, dance a little…”

howtotalktogirlsatparties:

“Do you like A$AP Rocky? I’ve been a big Rocky fan ever since the release of his Youtube video, ‘Peso’. Before that, I really didn’t understand any of his work. Too chopped, too screwed. It was on ‘Peso’ where A$AP Rocky’s presence became more apparent. I think ‘Bass’ is his undisputed masterpiece. It’s an epic meditation on swagger. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of his style. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble arranged by the track’s producer, Clams Casino. You can practically hear every nuance of every sample. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this mixtape hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don’t you, uh, dance a little…”

nasty.

pauljay:

kylekinane:

paulytamale:

ronbabcock:

Nathan Barnatt is one of the most prolific people I have ever met. Will you just watch this already? The shot at 3:45 is worth it alone.

You guys have seen this, right?

Always the best. Fix your mood and watch this. I downright dare you not to be delighted.

I TOOK THIS DARE AND I LOST

serious chair dancing just happened in my room.

one of televised entertainment’s finest moments. 

one of televised entertainment’s finest moments. 

(Source: signalspikes, via fuckyeahdementia)

(Source: thejulydiaz)

(Source: dirtypreston)

this very night!

this very night!

(Source: punkhouse, via edgalvez)

Names for future Game of Thrones books

I’m heavily into reading George R.R. Martin’s epic fantasy series, A Song of Ice and Fire. The names of the books, which are: A Game of Thrones, A Clash of Kings, A Storm of Swords, A Feast for Crows, and A Dance with Dragons, are, clearly, as sweeping and inspiring as the narrative itself. I’m not sure if Mr. R. R. Martin follows me on Tumblr, but i would like to humbly suggest some titles for future entries in the series.

A Buttress of Corpses

A Flummox of Ham

A Flank of Shanks

More Boobs Than, Surprisingly, You’re Comfortable With

A Phalanx of Lyres

A Wealth of High-Handedry 

A Packing Trunk of Miscellaneous Scarves

A Daliance of Delight

A Reciprocity of Gingers

A Cotillion of Carrion

A Retainer of Small-Yet-Still-Quite-Deadly Knives

A Lebensraum of Weltanschauung 

A Promiscuity of Pestilence 

Armor Time!

A Synchronicity of Keatons (this one’s just for laughs)

A Quickening of Loins

The One WITHOUT Rape

Lord Kevin’s Big Day

also, Mr. R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire is kinda unwieldy for a series name, maybe just like Icy/Hot Song! Something to think about, anyway.

thanks,

karl.


is this a sad lunch?

is this a sad lunch?